Posted 4 years ago

Hey I haven’t been on tumblr in . awhile

And I want to say “hello” to all my friends and followers.

Posted 5 years ago
You would break the limb
I’m at work. We are all tuned in to a WebEx demonstration on our computers. The leader says “I’m going to go out on a limb and showcase this new feature for Q1″. My coworker IM’s me “Hey, I IM’ed Jose ‘You would break the limb!’”
Posted 6 years ago
Hamilton was worth the wait!

My impression of everyone

Posted 6 years ago
Yay I’m going to see Hamilton!

My impression of everyone

Posted 6 years ago
Posted 6 years ago

Tumsagrumper Listo

1.       Conever don with the apple cider ase thrumpestel cost biggel son y mastemotey.

 2.       Gino porketorium mas tonto reno. Yyyyyyyy bot. Your ticket or mine?

 3.       Mastug hut wilfvey trump westerly a achmeggle dentisto belger mulch. Negrini mulantanto grasp telek grutch talgo a ha don. We go tigo. Naha ha nasti. Iz blacko eatin whito. Ghostino mas hemprey bor alahago mento del lo rito. Yeltingo-Raz went Mark fort ondalo riverine. Iz Crampo con nog trandielando mas “C” entrenzie porg the river masse tarde. Weidergolem ton tontorino. Hamptin ment crauled. Bault widgelt forz Raginjun Walters en masterosy. Plate pors enviridigid a mechel for the best of the bay burger competition there really is no competition at all. Mortine emprus ulterior injun mechel a toot son briengel aster nukkel delump prispsy no mult a la vester mi a migo don quelosanto. De segrio ten a top di sanchi meseo onoto dez grantes. La grangiotecha nopple nup nup nup windigle por las migs ‘n maddos. Ha iz la vadiotecho weste tempelos. En trus!

 4.       Foxo machie. Es el never

Posted 6 years ago
I imagine that nurturing a baby is like taking care of a plant. Give him lots of water and sunlight and hope for the best.
Joel Benjamin Goodman
Posted 6 years ago

If you are feeling happy or sad you should drink VooV Clook Oh!

This is the drink taht the grownups drink :)

Posted 6 years ago

Hilarious email from mom

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Posted 6 years ago

I’m reviving an old classic

I’m rating my wife’s dinner.

She made turkey chili and corn bread.


Hey this thing is nice. 

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The night before I was like “Hey, you’ve made this many times before…can we have…like real chili? The kind they serve in a lodge off the ski slopes?”

She didn’t know what I was talking about. Then I goggled an image of chili and realized they were basically the same thing. The thing she makes is the thing that I was secretly fantasizing about. What does it mean?!


Anyways, I rate this chili 8 habaneros out of 10. It’s not her fault. Turkey is healthier than real man meat, like steak. Also, the corn bread was weird whiter/healthier cornbread from Sprouts. We don’t always go to Sprouts but we had to for some reason.